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Post by tribade on Dec 27, 2016 0:44:48 GMT
I work in a library. I thanked a patron and handed her a receipt for her items that shows when the books are due. She carefully rolled the receipt into a little ball and asked me to throw it away, which I kindly did. As she was leaving she turned and asked me when her books were due.
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Post by odessa on Dec 27, 2016 4:26:19 GMT
You guys are making me have a tummyache.
My gorgeous friend Shahz told me about his cousin, who at the age of 4 was asked what she wanted to be when she grew up. She said a pencil. We cried laughing for about two hours and I still leak a little when I think of it.
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Post by wtfhayleygeez on Jan 3, 2017 22:14:40 GMT
last night i asked my SO to bring me a mouse from the freezer so i could feed my bb snek. he brought me a chunk of frozen ginger. i cried.
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Post by jiokat on Jan 4, 2017 7:07:22 GMT
So I'm a runner, and at most races there is a form printed on the back of your race number that you're supposed to fill out with emergency contact info and medical history in case of bad things. Most runners usually ignore this because we're lazy as fuck and think we're invincible (also, you might get pen on your shirt). At my last marathon, my friend and I were chilling in our hotel room, and I noticed that she'd actually written down her medical info.
There's a line that asks about known allergies.
She put down "Cats, dust mites."
ALSO: I dare any Game of Thrones fan to watch the Bad Lip Reading video and not laugh out loud.
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Post by rayne on Jan 4, 2017 15:25:52 GMT
My boyfriend and I were trying to remember this video of the ranting about how his wife forgot her car keys and couldn't turn the car off or else she would be stuck so he had to drive to her to give them to her. He was about to Google "unable to take a shot rant" but stopped himself because he was afraid of the results. We found the video another way, fwiw. youtu.be/fHWSdyekqts
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Post by wtfhayleygeez on Jan 4, 2017 18:03:04 GMT
So I'm a runner, and at most races there is a form printed on the back of your race number that you're supposed to fill out with emergency contact info and medical history in case of bad things. Most runners usually ignore this because we're lazy as fuck and think we're invincible (also, you might get pen on your shirt). At my last marathon, my friend and I were chilling in our hotel room, and I noticed that she'd actually written down her medical info. There's a line that asks about known allergies. She put down "Cats, dust mites." ALSO: I dare any Game of Thrones fan to watch the Bad Lip Reading video and not laugh out loud. ppl do this with the consent forms at the shop too & i love it. especially when i verbally double-check for allergies. "christmas trees and shrimp." "well, good thing we won't be using either of those during the tattoo procedure!"
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Post by jenna on Jan 4, 2017 20:15:09 GMT
"christmas trees and shrimp." Made me LOL
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Post by lishd on Jan 4, 2017 20:37:07 GMT
does it have to be a christmas tree? like, is the holiday spirit full of dander in some way unknown?
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Post by wtfhayleygeez on Jan 4, 2017 21:12:59 GMT
seasonal allergies u kno
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Post by marthakins on Jan 4, 2017 21:37:39 GMT
Waiter at work: *picks up skewer with well done printed on it* "what's this for?"
Me: "they're for the steaks"
Waiter: *looking genuinely perplexed* "but why would you need to congratulate a steak?!"
I laughed for about ten minutes
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Post by wtfhayleygeez on Jan 4, 2017 21:46:50 GMT
"these? they're our own little version of a gold star. good on you for being so inquisitive!" *STAB*
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Post by lishd on Jan 4, 2017 21:51:23 GMT
Waiter at work: *picks up skewer with well done printed on it* "what's this for?" Me: "they're for the steaks" Waiter: *looking genuinely perplexed* "but why would you need to congratulate a steak?!" I laughed for about ten minutes this is it's this it's so it's beautiful
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Post by justine on Jan 5, 2017 4:30:46 GMT
This live reading of Bob's Burgers
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Post by jebbewocky on Jan 6, 2017 18:11:52 GMT
does it have to be a christmas tree? like, is the holiday spirit full of dander in some way unknown? Actually, and hilariously I know this! Some companies treat the trees with a fire resistant spray. The allergy is to the spray. My aunt had this issue.
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Post by lishd on Jan 6, 2017 18:12:52 GMT
does it have to be a christmas tree? like, is the holiday spirit full of dander in some way unknown? Actually, and hilariously I know this! Some companies treat the trees with a fire resistant spray. The allergy is to the spray. My aunt had this issue. so the answer to my question, then, is yes. :)
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