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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2017 22:31:10 GMT
(subtitled for people who are D/HH/like subs!) I was about to add that subs also for people that don't know any English. Oh my, what. Cool, I've nothing to add.
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Post by Khan on Feb 7, 2017 22:53:48 GMT
The subs are only available in English (if you can call what they speak in the UK that), so not really helpful for non-English speakers.
Also, of course the cake is a lie and who wouldn't want to eat David Mitchell's face?
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Post by lana on Feb 7, 2017 23:19:34 GMT
Although, to be fair, subs are a fantastic resource for ESL peeps, helps absorb language apparently! Subtitles for everybody! I dunno about eating it though, the cake was a bit dry just like David.
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Post by lishd on Feb 7, 2017 23:24:10 GMT
I was about to add that subs also for people that don't know any English. Oh my, what. Cool, I've nothing to add. if you have nothing to add... then don't? i'm not sure what you're seeking here. Although, to be fair, subs are a fantastic resource for ESL peeps, helps absorb language apparently! Subtitles for everybody! I dunno about eating it though, the cake was a bit dry just like David. :D the guy at the tattoo studio in ushuaia, where i had "antarctica" added, was learning english from heavy metal lyrics. & seeing that some of his first words were, like, "kill the motherfucking motherfuckers"... so heartwarming. :D
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2017 17:05:19 GMT
Yeah, David is a gent, what a sweet cake. I was about to add that subs also for people that don't know any English. Oh my, what. Cool, I've nothing to add. if you have nothing to add... then don't? i'm not sure what you're seeking here. I don't mean to offend anyone, obviously. I understand subs and informatic captions and really admire the fact that some people use their spare time doing those. It's just that I'm not native in English and was silently thinking that thought in other language and rotfled when I realized this whole forum is in English. So no need for subs bc that at least. I tend to forget when I English, and sometimes I need to think if I spoke to someone in this or that because language comes on autopilot. Ok, it wasn't universally funny mention. Well, let's leave it be. Instead, a new funneeh (I'm one of those people who think UK's claims to leave EU are on a weak ground, but surely this isn't finny for everyone)
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Post by wtfhayleygeez on Feb 20, 2017 19:09:09 GMT
someone in my town is suing a local mexican restaurant because she drunkenly climbed on their donkey statue for a picture, fell off, and fractured her spine.
it's the most florida thing i've heard in a while.
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Post by jiokat on Feb 21, 2017 0:07:21 GMT
What is she suing them for, having a donkey statue? Is that even a thing you can sue people for?
...wouldn't that be a fun jury to be on?
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Post by wtfhayleygeez on Feb 21, 2017 0:25:46 GMT
the restaurant was negligent because they didn't properly warn her of the dangers of drunkenly climbing on a donkey statue. they also failed to provide step-stools and other equipment that would make drunkenly climbing on a donkey statue safer.
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Post by lishd on Feb 21, 2017 1:22:53 GMT
the restaurant was negligent because they didn't properly warn her of the dangers of drunkenly climbing on a donkey statue. they also failed to provide step-stools and other equipment that would make drunkenly climbing on a donkey statue safer. there IS a bit of an "attractive nuisance" battle there...
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Post by allygreyt on Feb 21, 2017 2:43:32 GMT
someone in my town is suing a local mexican restaurant because she drunkenly climbed on their donkey statue for a picture, fell off, and fractured her spine. it's the most florida thing i've heard in a while. OF COURSE it's Florida. Haha. Help us. We had that drunk guy climb the icon in Mexico (Epcot) last year (or 2015?). His friend got the whole thing on video, because of course they did. Bless Florida's heart.
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Post by muttismycopilot on Feb 24, 2017 17:00:34 GMT
If you set aside the profound sadness that none of this is true, this site is pretty hilarious.
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Post by lishd on Feb 28, 2017 23:07:55 GMT
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Post by muttismycopilot on Feb 28, 2017 23:28:54 GMT
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Post by lishd on Feb 28, 2017 23:34:53 GMT
i love that one. that guy's super lgbtq2a+ friendly too, & stands up for it. ^_^
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Post by odessa on Mar 1, 2017 1:11:39 GMT
A warning label seen by my friend on a household product: FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY
It was a hair straightener.
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